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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Tadsamillionaire who wrote (29258)	9/5/2003 10:58:19 PM
From: The Philosopher	Respond to of 62562

That third one's not a joke -- it's reality. A joke thread is the wrong place for it. OJ: A man and his wife were seated in front of a television, watching a faith healer perform miracles. The healer addressed the TV audience, and asked any that were ill to come closer to their set. He instructed them to place one hand on the TV and the other on the area that ailed them, and he would attempt to heal their ills from the television studio. The couple carried a pair of chairs from the dining room and sat close to the TV. The wife placed one hand on the TV near her husband's and the other on her stomach, while her husband laid his free hand in his lap. She peered over her reading glasses at her husband, with a skeptical expression on her face, and said sweetly, "Why not give the poor man a chance, dear? He said he would try to heal the sick, not raise the dead."