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To: High Grader who wrote (29269)	9/8/2003 12:59:32 PM
From: Oral Roberts	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62562

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and, being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed," she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pressed, kneaded, and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk." "I know," she said. "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came.