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To: Proud_Infidel who wrote (29285)	9/9/2003 1:58:27 PM
From: Jurgis Bekepuris	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62562

True story. Yesterday, I opened Windows Explorer and my eyes got caught on the label of the CD in the CD-ROM drive: Viagra Fix !?!?!?!? Another virus? Hacker invasion? Horny relatives? Nope. It was a program to learn Microsoft Windows. Produced by a company ViaGrafix. :-)))) Jurgis - you may learn Windows faster with Viagra...

To: Proud_Infidel who wrote (29285)	9/10/2003 7:26:04 AM
From: Doug Coughlan	Respond to of 62562

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. What are you so happy about" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks,like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short,I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable." "Fantastic" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard" Was she pretty?" "Dunno... never found the head!"