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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (29305)9/14/2003 12:44:21 PM
From: Doug Coughlan  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62558
 
Yasser Arafat, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality,
goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing her
eyes
and silently reaching into the realm of the future, she finds the answer:
"You will die on a Jewish holiday."
"Which one?" asks Arafat, nervously.
"It doesn't matter," she replies. "Whenever you die, it will be a Jewish holiday."



To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (29305)9/14/2003 9:05:41 PM
From: Selectric II  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62558
 
The cops have it all wrong. They should arrest the store clerk, his parents, and his school teachers, and charge them all with conspiracy to create and perpetrate stupidity. Then, the store clerk's alma mater should revoke his M.B.A.


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