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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Barney who wrote (29320)	9/15/2003 6:03:40 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

You Must Be A Teacher If... ~ You believe the staff room should have a Valium salt lick. ~ You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free." ~ You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside. ~ You believe that unspeakable evil will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids are sure mellow today." ~ When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior. ~ Marking all A's on the report card would make your life SO much simpler. ~ You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac. ~ You really encourage an obnoxious parent to check into home schooling. ~ You've never had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job. ~ You can't have children of your own, because there is no name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it. ~ Meeting a child's parents instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"