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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (29331)	9/16/2003 12:52:28 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

Last night's monologues (some were reruns) Leno Things are just crazy out here. Today a federal appeals court postponed the recall election. Things are so crazy out here that even our recalls get recalled. The reason the federal court postponed the recall was due to outdated ballot machines. That just figures – The Terminator getting screwed by the machines. Over the weekend President Clinton was out here in L.A. I guess he heard that J. Lo was single again. During this recall election there’s all kinds of rumors going around. Actor Gary Coleman who is running, they say he has a drinking problem. Last week he was spotted at several mini-bars. Law enforcement officials today discovered a tunnel that goes all the way from Tijuana clear to the L.A. Department of Motor Vehicles. The illegals can just get their license and then drive back that way. A recent poll found that Al Gore leads President Bush by 48% to 46%. You know what that means? If the election were held today, Bush would still win! President Bush’s numbers seem to be slipping a bit. Right now he’s ahead of any unnamed Democrat by 4 points. Which is pretty accurate because not very many people can name any of the Democrats. Hurricane Isabelle with winds up to 160 miles per hour is getting closer to the east coast. Experts say that with these winds Cubans can make it to Miami in less than 20 minutes. Letterman (rerun) Today President Bush started his big 35 day vacation. He’s down there in Crawford, Texas. Today he went fishing. He didn’t find any fish, but he believes they are there and his intel is accurate. Conan (rerun) The owner of a famous New York City bookstore has stated that Hillary Clinton’s new book is flying off the shelves. Not because people are buying it, but because Hillary is throwing the books at her husband.