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To: High Grader who wrote (29340)	9/16/2003 11:21:31 PM
From: TigerPaw	Respond to of 62567

Ever seen an obsessive compulsive joke poster? The new Athlon 64 computer chip is reputed to be so fast that it can get to Windows blue screen of death in half the time. It not only has twice the bits, it is also programmed to recognize Alt-Ctl-Del with every keystroke thereby saving time while rebooting. Early adopters have been cautioned to add extra rest stops on the information superhighway.

To: High Grader who wrote (29340)	9/17/2003 1:40:51 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

PHRASES YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR IN NEWS REPORTS ABOUT YOURSELF ...pilot error... ...reported hearing demonic voices... ...history of mental problems... ...as co-workers scrambled for cover... ...a grim-faced spokesman said... ...skeletal remains... ...gruesome discovery... ...charred remains... ...identified by dental records... ...horrified onlookers... ...hail of bullets... ...plea to the abductors... ...rescuers watched helplessly... ...three times the legal blood alcohol limit...