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To: Joe Lyddon who wrote (29358)	9/19/2003 12:28:42 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62559

Good one. WHAT THE DOCTOR SEZ... AND WHAT HE REALLY MEANS: "This should be taken care of right away." This is easy and profitable so I want to fix it before it cures itself "Welllllll, what have we here..." I don't have any idea what it is. Give me a clue "We'll see." First I have to check my malpractice insurance "Why don't we make another appointment later in the week." I'm playing golf this afternoon. "Let me schedule you for some tests." I have a forty percent interest in the lab "I really can't recommend seeing a chiropractor." I hate those guys horning in on our fees This may smart a little." Last week two patients bit through their tongues "I'd like to prescribe a new drug." I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig "Everything seems to be normal." I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all "There is a lot of this going around." My God, that's the third one this week... I'd better find out what it is.