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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (29360)	9/19/2003 11:59:29 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62559

When the new patient had settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session. "I'm not aware of your problem." the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning." "Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."

To: Knighty Tin who wrote (29360)	9/23/2003 7:49:59 PM
From: Ron	Respond to of 62559

Medical terms from the presidential dictionary: Anally: occurring yearly Artery: study of paintings Bacteria: back door of cafeteria Barium: what doctors do when treatment fails Benign: what you be after you be eight Bowel: letter like A.E.I.O.U Cesarean section: district in Rome Cat scan: searching for kitty Cauterize: Made eye contact with her Colic: sheep dog Coma: a punctuation mark Congenital: friendly D&C: where Washington is Diarrhea: journal of daily events Dilate: to live long Enema: not a friend Fester: quicker Fibula: a small lie Genital: non-Jewish G.I. Series: soldiers' ball game Grippe: suitcase Hangnail: coathook Impotent: distinguished, well known Intense pain: torture in a teepee Labor pain: got hurt at work Medical staff: doctor's cane Morbid: higher offer Nitrate: cheaper than day rate Node: was aware of Outpatient: person who had fainted Pap smear: fatherhood test Pelvis: cousin of Elvis Post operative: letter carrier Protein: favoring young people Rectum: nearly killed 'em Recovery room: place to do upholstery Rheumatic: amorous Scar: rolled tobacco leaf Secretion: hiding anything Seizure: Roman emperor Serology: study of knighthood Tablet: small table Terminal illness: sickness at airport Tibia: country in North Africa Tumor: an extra pair Urine: opposite of you're out Varicose: located nearby Vein: conceited