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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (29365)9/19/2003 12:43:21 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62567
 
Q. How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb.

A. Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.



To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (29365)9/21/2003 11:32:57 PM
From: Jane4IceCream  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62567
 
An older guy and an older woman were on their first date. After dinner and a movie they went back to her place. They started to get affectionate. The older man suggested to his date that he liked to listen to radio and asked her if he could turn on her radio. She agreed and went over to the cabinet and turned on the radio. The older man told her he wanted to turn on HER radio. Perplexed, she asked him what he meant. He told her he thought of woman's breasts as the volume and tuning knobs of a radio. She thought that would be fun and removed her blouse and bra. The older man reached over and played with her breasts and her nipples. He exclaimed he didnt think the radio was on. She told him it had to be PLUGGED in first:-)

:-)

:-)

Jane