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To: Capt who wrote (29392)	9/26/2003 7:36:12 AM
From: Capt	Respond to of 62563

SHORT TALIBAN JOKES Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden collect goat shit? A. Because it's a great growing culture for anthrax, and it makes terrific deodorant. Q. Why did Osama fire Martha Stewart? A. She was unable to find fabric that went with stalagmites. Q. What do you call a Taliban with a goat and a sheep? A. Bisexual. Q. Why did the Taliban school alternate Sex Education classes with Drivers Ed.? A. They only had one camel. Q. What's another name for the DaisyCutter bomb? A. The TaliWhacker. Q. Why do the Taliban wear robes? A. A goat can hear a zipper a mile away. Q. Know what the Taliban do for fun? A. Sit around and get bombed