Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Jagfan who wrote (29423)	9/30/2003 12:25:27 AM
From: elmatador	Respond to of 62558

The guy went to Bangkok for some holiday. He went to Nana Plaza. Upstairs, after the escalator that is never working, you guys know of course!! At the entrance of Girls' Bar there was a price list: Half Fee - $15,00 Full Fee- R$30,00 A long queue in the half. But no one on the full fee queue. The guy had money and decided for the full fee line. He paid the $30,00 and is ushered to a circular room with ceiling and walls made of mirrors. In the bed a gorgeous woman, the most beautiful Thai he's ever seen. Excited with the most well employed $30 spent on his all life, he takes his clothes off and jump on top of the beautiful lady. When everything was getting really hot, the lady takes a broom from the bed side table drawer. - You will only fuck me if I can stuck this broom up your ass. - What? - asked the surprised guy - No way! - Then you can leave! No back!- said the Thai girl. He look to her, that nice ass, big gourgeous boobs... he look again to the broom, and after all, that broom wasn't that big. Well, he was in a foreign country and no one was ever going to see that, and he was going to fuck the nicest woman of his life and he decided to accept. Indeed it was the sweetest fuck of his life! Three days after that, he was ready to go home, had only $15 bucks and decided to go back to the place and try the half fee program. After paying the $15,00 he comes to a place with rolls of seats, like those ones in a tennis court, around a glass dome at the center of the hall. Inside the glass dome everyone could watch what was going on inside. There was the same Thai girl he fucked the day he arrived!!! Only that this time she was covered all over with oil, her gorgeous body shining under the lights. Beesides her a naked dwarf. Every time the dwarf approaches to fuck her he couldn't grab her, she runs laughing and the dwarf tried to follow and fell flat on the floor slicky oil. The guy didn't find that it funny and comment to the guy beside him: - Mate, is this what we get to pay a half fee for? Not much fun, isn't it? And the guy says: - Today the show isn't good at all... But you could have seen three days ago, there was a guy in there with a broom stuck up his ass, going after the girl. That was hilarious, a real success.