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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (29444)	10/2/2003 5:48:18 PM
From: J Stone	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (29444)	10/6/2003 9:18:25 AM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 lb. left testicle, 3 lb. right testicle, Turner Brown." The small guy faints dead away and falls to the floor. This big dude kneels down & brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, "What's wrong with you?" In a very weak voice, the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 lb. left testicle, 3 lb. right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said Turn Around."