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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: sandintoes who wrote (29463)	10/9/2003 11:12:47 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies: "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" "Can you hear me NOW?" "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!" "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"