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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (29469)10/7/2003 9:09:08 AM
From: TigerPaw  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62567
 
Is this true?
<font color=brown>Electricity (I thought B. Franklin discovered it)
Try Faraday, Royal Society, London </font>

No, it was Thor, Asgard



To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (29469)10/7/2003 11:10:03 AM
From: Joe Lyddon  Respond to of 62567
 
My family physician told me of an incident that actually happened to him back in the early days of his practice.

He said a woman brought her baby to see him, and he determined right away that the baby had an earache.
He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear every four hours" and he abbreviated "right" as an R with a circle around it.

Several days passed, and the woman returned with her baby, complaining that the baby still had an earache, and his little behind was getting really greasy with all those drops of oil.

The doctor looked at the bottle of ear drops and sure enough, the pharmacist had typed the following instructions on the label:

"Put two drops in R ear every four hours."



To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (29469)10/8/2003 1:29:29 PM
From: JakeStraw  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62567
 
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

Bacon and legs!