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To: Jacob Snyder who wrote (116339)10/7/2003 3:34:17 PM
From: Neocon  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 281500
 
First, it is not even coming from the broad mass of Sunnis, but a small fraction. Second, the Turks are not supposed to be stationed in the Kurdish North, and will not be operationally free- lancing, it is no betrayal. Third, there is every indication that most Shi'ites know that they must share power, and therefore devise a formula that falls short of simple majoritarianism. And, finally, we are keeping our promises. That was the point of my earlier missive about the improving material situation of Iraqis. We have further to go, but there is real progress, in respect of reconstruction, and it is the Constitutional Council that is positing a long periood to address the problem posed, before producing a document........



To: Jacob Snyder who wrote (116339)10/7/2003 5:34:04 PM
From: epicure  Respond to of 281500
 
Fun Foreign Affairs Terminology:

06Oct03-Matthew Bargainer-Dude, You Got, Like, Totally Plamed - A glossary for these times
October 6, 2003
Dude, You Got, Like, Totally Plamed
A glossary for these times
by Matthew Barganier
antiwar.com

anti-Americanism n: a neurosis associated with the followers of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and John Quincy Adams

anti-Semite n: 1 : a person who concedes that Arabs might be human 2 : whomever David Frum happens to be arguing with at any given time

Ba'athist n: an Iraqi who favors self-determination for his or her country

Democrat n: a politician whose fevers of moral rectitude and fiscal restraint can only be cooled by inauguration

democratically adv: how civilized peoples loot, oppress, and murder one another, as opposed to the informal methods of barbarians

habeas corpus n: a talisman for terrorists

Halabja n: 1 : a village in northern Iraq where, in 1988, the (American-funded) Iraqi (or [American-funded] Iranian) government gassed thousands of Kurds, to the (skillfully understated) horror of the Reagan administration 2 : a rhetorically weak effort to exploit suffering for political gain <Colin Powell's Halabja was no Gettysburg Address>

Israel n: a state whose distance from America's capital belies its proximity to America's Capitol

Kaaba n: the point toward which the staff of National Review turns five times daily and envisions nuclear holocaust

massacre n: see HALABJA (do not, under any circumstances, see SABRA and SHATILA)

neoconservative n: a person who believes the prefix neo- to mean "anything but"

neoconserve vt: to squander <creating ZIP codes for Iraq is a great way to neoconserve taxpayer money>

Palestinians n: a group that arose ex nihilo in 1948 to exploit Israeli hospitality

PATRIOT Act n: an attempt to use a Puerile Acronym To Render Innocent an Odious & Tyrannical law (see also VICTORY ACT)

patriotic adj: 1 American usage: idolizing Tony Blair, Rupert Murdoch, and Ariel Sharon
2: professing certainty about the moral, intellectual, and aesthetic supremacy of one's own nation-state over all others, a universal tendency

plame vt, often cap: to make a pink slip of the tongue

quagmire n: a word of indeterminate meaning; all that is certain is that it has nothing to do with open-ended military and financial commitments

Republican n: a creature whose rationality fluctuates in inverse proportion to its power

revisionist n: one who exposes fraud after the statute of limitations has passed

Seoul n: the Far East's diamond in the rough, on the verge of radiant lifelessness thanks to the doctrine of preemption

terrorism n: in Texas cuisine, a reified boon for hungry defense contractors

treason n: the role-play transgression of choice for right-wing S & M enthusiasts

UNESCO n: 1 archaic: a misuse of tax dollars
2: a missed use of tax dollars

uranium n: a radioactive element whose half-life may turn out to be considerably longer than 16 words

virility n: a quality associated with transatlantic taunting, sometimes in costume

weapons of mass destruction (WMD) n: 1 : the term for all weapons that exist or are believed to exist outside the borders of the United States 2 : ammunition for Teleprompters

yellowcake n: a West African confection known for its bitter, lingering aftertaste

zilch n: a gateway quantity <the search for WMD has turned up zilch, thus demonstrating that Iraq could have increased its stock of WMD>

~ Matthew Barganier

antiwar.com