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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (29491)	10/9/2003 6:58:08 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62569

Reasons to Buy a New Car A car exactly like yours is featured in a display in your local museum. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places. As you drive by people keep yelling, "Get a horse." Your tires are so thin you can see the air inside them. Your emergency brake consists of putting your leg through a hole in the floorboard and dragging your foot on the pavement. The 15-Minute Jiffy Lube takes 3 days. The "spark Adjustment" lever broke off and it'll be a pain to find a new one. Thieves repeatedly break into your car just to take "The Club." When you gas up, the attendant asks "Can I re-duct-tape that windshield for you?" Your "Super-Heterodyne radio" keeps drifting off signal. As you're leaving the parking lot after the County Fair demolition derby a salvage dealer offers you "50 bucks for the carcass." It might have something to do with that second "Totaled" stamp your insurance adjuster put on the title after your last fender bender. While waiting at a stop light, people run up asking if anyone was hurt.