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To: David Lawrence who wrote (29537)10/13/2003 9:41:17 PM
From: Doug Coughlan  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, and with them are their
nine children.

A blind man joins them after a few minutes.

When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the
nine kids are able to fit in the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the
blind man as he taps it on the side walk and says to him:

"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end your stick, that ticking
sound is driving me crazy!

The blind man replies:

"If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the
bus, so shut the hell up!"



To: David Lawrence who wrote (29537)10/14/2003 3:17:58 PM
From: Jagfan  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: “So, where y’all from?”

The girl from New York said: “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.”

The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: “So, where y’all from, BITCH?”