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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (29550)	10/16/2003 11:50:54 AM
From: David Lawrence	Respond to of 62549

PILOT WATCH A very confident fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" The pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (29550)	10/16/2003 3:53:50 PM
From: Knighty Tin	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

OT, If a rat grabbed my hand in a supermarket, the next critter unconcious on the floor would be the store manager.

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (29550)	10/17/2003 12:06:14 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Slang crosses up GM By MARYANNA LEWYCKYJ, TORONTO SUN It's game over for the Buick LaCrosse in Canada. A General Motors executive yesterday admitted that the future Buick model -- which is set to debut late next year -- will be re-named in Canada after GM learned LaCrosse is a Quebec slang term for masturbation. The new mid-size sedan, which will replace the Buick Regal, will still go by the name LaCrosse in the U.S. GM vice-chairman Bob Lutz, who was in Toronto yesterday to address a gathering of GM dealers, said he wasn't aware of LaCrosse's racy roots although he speaks French and spent three years living in Paris.