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To: High Grader who wrote (29554)10/16/2003 9:15:58 PM
From: Stevefoder  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Subject: Staff Meeting
The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.

The Top Ten:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!
9. Viagra, The quicker picker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan
1. This is your penis . . . This is your penis on drugs. . .



To: High Grader who wrote (29554)10/17/2003 7:51:27 AM
From: Capt  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

-- Stick his bill up his ass.