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To: Barney who wrote (29607)10/21/2003 10:36:07 PM
From: elmatador  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
A company wanting more efficiency hired a new boss. The head hunters spent four months to find the perfect manager.

First day at work he started an inspection to see what he could improve.
In the shipping dept. he found everyone was hard at work but a guy was leaning against the wall hands in his pockets doing absolutely nothing.

Seeing there an opportunity to show his working philosophy and set an example he asks the guy:
- How much do you earn per month?
- The guy replies 200 dollars.
The manager take his wallet, pull out 200 bucks and hand it over to the guy saying:
-Take here the 200 dollars of this month pay., get the hell out of here and never return!

The guy very quickly pockets the money and disappears.

The new manager inflates his chest and asks:
- Someone here knows what this disgusting guy was doing here in this company?
One of the other employees replies:

-Oh, he is only the pizza delivery boy!