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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (29652)	10/28/2003 8:30:20 PM
From: Knighty Tin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62562

OT. I don't get it. <VBG>

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (29652)	10/28/2003 11:51:52 PM
From: High Grader	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62562

And Alberta had a minister of Education who said that he would not be happy until all Albertan students were above average. Politicians...

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (29652)	10/29/2003 1:42:08 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62562

Two boys are playing hockey on the pond on Boston Common when one is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy took his hockey stick and managed to wedge it down the dog's collar and twist, luckily breaking the dog's neck and stopping it's attack. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Bruins fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Bruins fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry. Since we're in Boston, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again. "Red Sox fan rescues friend from horrific attack" he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Red Sox fan either!" The boy said. "So, what team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Yankees fan!" the child beamed. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family Pet."