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To: High Grader who wrote (29736)	11/4/2003 9:41:58 PM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62569

Your Church Might Be A Redneck Church If: - People ask, when Jesus fed 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. - The pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," then five guys and two women stand up. - Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. - A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of." - With a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory. - Baptism is referred to as "branding." - People think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy.