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To: Barney who wrote (29759)	11/8/2003 8:01:18 AM
From: John Carragher	Respond to of 62562

The Cork Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt. If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?" I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt." "I do not understand," said the other. The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I Tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish." I said, "No shit?" God Bless America !!!

To: Barney who wrote (29759)	11/8/2003 8:13:26 AM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62562

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night by herself in the White House. The ghost of George Washington suddenly appears, and Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" says Hillary. "I don't know about that." The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears. Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears. Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?" The ghost of Lincoln replies, "Go to the theater....."