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To: Raymond Duray who wrote (29775)	11/11/2003 5:30:37 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

He started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) as perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA! ) he sat down with his calculator MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued his search for a good paying CANADIAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV! (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in .....CANADA.....

To: Raymond Duray who wrote (29775)	11/17/2003 10:32:13 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Quotes: When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler- ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson- ++++++++++++++++++++++++ In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher- ++++++++++++++++++++++++ I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-