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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (29788)	11/13/2003 7:24:21 AM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

Words of Wisdom 1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place. 2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." 3. The early bird still has to eat worms. 4. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them. 5. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. 6. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? 7. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. 8. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 9. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. 10. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?