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To: Barney who wrote (29792)11/13/2003 3:19:28 PM
From: Barney  Respond to of 62558
 
WORDS OF WISDOM

* Whether a man winds up with the nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

* Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.

* Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.

* When a man marries a woman, they become one, but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

* If a man has enough "horse sense" to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never be an old nag.

* Judgin' from the specimens they pick for husbands, it's no wonder that brides often blush.

* On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present.

* A foolish husband remarks to his wife: "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work.

* The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.

* Many girls like to marry a military man--he can cook, sew, make a bed, and is in good health...and he's already used to taking orders.



To: Barney who wrote (29792)11/13/2003 8:24:45 PM
From: High Grader  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62558
 
... I have to bleach my hare.

Rabbit will not like that.