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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Tom Johnson who wrote (29809)	11/16/2003 6:42:18 AM
From: honjohn007	Respond to of 62559

Brian woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Lisa, had already awakened though,and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid he mightspoil things by getting up, Brian called his little boy into the room and asked him to "take this note to your beautiful Mommy ." The note read: The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed. Lisa, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to "take this to your silly Daddy." The note read: Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today. Brian read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen." The note read: The Tent Pole's Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread. So Drop What You're Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head. Laughing, Lisa answered the note and then asked her son to "take this to the poor dude upstairs." The note read: I'm Sure That Your Pole's The Best In The Land. But I'm Busy Right Now, Do It By Hand!