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To: David Lawrence who wrote (29813)	11/17/2003 1:01:19 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.

To: David Lawrence who wrote (29813)	11/18/2003 3:14:31 AM
From: Guardian	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

The view of Senior ladies > > I used to have Saturday Night Fever...now I just have Saturday Night hot > flashes. > > Ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you? > > Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old...as long as she buys him a > Few drinks first. > > My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp > as it used to be. > > Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out. > > I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it > > I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose some parts of my body are > just prone to swinging. > > It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker. > > I think I've reached my sexpiration date. > > People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life! Provided > We get cable or that dish thing. > > The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs. > The bad news is they have to squat down first. > > These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief." > > I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age.. But they > haven't made one called "Buns of Putty. > > "Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child > playing with matches. > > Don't let aging get you down...It's too hard to get back UP