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To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (29848)	11/18/2003 8:02:54 PM
From: Guardian	Respond to of 62569

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To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (29848)	11/19/2003 8:05:27 AM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62569

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Cornerbrook,Newfoundland, to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease. The Lady Reporter: Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease? The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year? The Lady Reporter (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease? The Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day? The Lady Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point? The Farmer: I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?