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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (29853)	11/19/2003 11:33:59 AM
From: honjohn007	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist, and that she and her sister owned the store, and there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something that she could help him with. The man said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional, and whatever he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism. The man agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and it's a severe embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me for it?" The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is: 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and $3,000 a month living expenses."

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (29853)	11/19/2003 3:45:55 PM
From: Arthur Radley	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

A man walks into a cardiologist's office... Man: "Excuse me. Can you help me? I'm a moth." Doctor: "You don't need a cardiologist. You need a pyschiatrist." Man: "Yes, I know." Doctor: "So why'd you come in here if you need a psychiatrist?" Man: "Well, the light was on..."