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To: John Carragher who wrote (29866)	11/21/2003 12:49:23 PM
From: William H Huebl	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

"The actions taken by the New Hampshire Episcopalians (INDUCTING A GAY BISHOP) are an affront to Christians everywhere. I am just thankful that the church's founder, Henry VIII, and his wife Catherine of Aragon, and his wife Anne Boleyn, and his wife Jane Seymour, and his wife Anne of Cleves, and his wife Katherine Howard, and his wife Catherine Parr are no longer here to suffer through this assault on traditional Christian marriages."

To: John Carragher who wrote (29866)	11/21/2003 1:18:02 PM
From: Jagfan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

More Michael Jackson Jokes; Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !! Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !! Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !! Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!! Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together? A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds! Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping? A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians! Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common? A: They're both 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns! Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"? A: Two 5 year olds. Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his! `Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster? ~The bread goes in brown, and comes out white. `What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision? ~Foreplay. Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue. Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. `What's black and comes in little white cans? ~Michael Jackson `What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years? ~Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father! `What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common? ~They both played ball in the Minor League. `What's the difference between them? ~One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors. `Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties? ~He was up to a pack a day. `What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs? ~A Michael Jackson slumber party. The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest. I understand that Micheal decided to have a boy of his own because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 Million a pop.