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To: Arthur Radley who wrote (29945)	12/2/2003 11:13:52 PM
From: The Philosopher	Respond to of 62549

13 right. Missed 8 and 12.

To: Arthur Radley who wrote (29945)	12/3/2003 3:59:15 AM
From: Raymond Duray	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Campaigning with George: President George Bush, on the campaign trail, is visiting a 3rd grade class for a photo op. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So our illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy." "No," says Bush, "that would be an accident." A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone on board, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains the President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS." The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Donald Rumsfeld, George Bush, Carl Rove, and Richard Cheney, was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy. "Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss."