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To: Raymond Duray who wrote (29973)	12/4/2003 11:43:49 AM
From: Guardian	Respond to of 62549

A woman called the dean of the college that her freshman son was attending. "I'm worried," she said. "I don't know who my son can hang out with. He doesn't have the kind of money all the other students have." The dean replied, "He can hang out with the faculty." A LATE MARRIAGE Gene, age 89 and Lillian, age 77, each having lost their mate, now have found new love and are exited about their decision to get married. They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Gene suggests they go in. Gene addresses the man behind the counter. Are you the owner? The pharmacist answers, "yes." Gene: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Gene: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Gene: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Gene: How about Viagra?" Pharmacist: "Of course." Gene: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Gene: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Gene: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Gene says to he pharmacist: "Good. We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please."