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To: Barney who wrote (29999)12/5/2003 5:50:15 AM
From: Raymond Duray  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 62549
 
Hilarious! From da chief's thread.

hugi.is



To: Barney who wrote (29999)12/5/2003 10:40:19 AM
From: Jagfan  Respond to of 62549
 
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."