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To: The Rabbit who wrote (30011)	12/5/2003 7:22:12 PM
From: TigerPaw	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62559

Not quite! A Czech and a Pole go into a bar. The Pole meets up with an attractive partner, but no friend for the Czech. He drinks more, gets louder, and makes a royal nusance of himself. The bouncer gives him a mightly toss in the alley. As the Pole is leaving he sees his friend sprawled unconscience on the ground, but he doesn't want to take the smelly body with him and his new aquaintence so he stops at the hotel next door to ask: . . . . . . . . . Can you cache a bounced Czech?

To: The Rabbit who wrote (30011)	12/11/2003 12:39:12 PM
From: arnold silver	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62559

Rabbit, Here is the way I heard it. 2 guys were watching the lions (male and female)at the zoo. 1 guy was a Jew and the other was Czeck. The lions weren't moving and the Czeck guy said they were dead. He jumped the fence and the lions woke up and ate him. The keeper came and asked the Jew which one ate his friend. They have to kill the lion to retrieve the body. The Jew said there was a lot of dust,but he is sure the male did it. The keeper killed the male and found it wasn't the male. MORAL TO THE STORY is. Never believe a Jew when he says , THE CZECK IS IN THE Male.