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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (30041)	12/8/2003 12:39:17 PM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

The Blonde and the Snow Plow Rich and his wife Kris live in Sparks, Nevada. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snow plow can get through." Kris goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snow plow can get through." Kris goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..........." then the electric power goes out. Kris is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do." Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through? With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Rich says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (30041)	12/8/2003 12:43:46 PM
From: John Carragher	Respond to of 62551

How the Jews got the 10 Commandants???? God went to the Germans and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better." And the Germans asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." "Can you give us an example?" "Thou shalt not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested." So He went to the Italians and said, "I have Commandments." And the Italians wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not steal." "Not steal? We're not interested." He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested." He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." "Commandments?" they said, "how much are they?" "They're free." In that case We'll take 10