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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Dalin who wrote (30098)	12/14/2003 1:37:56 PM
From: Guardian	Respond to of 62554

Subject: Three Ducks > A man walked into a quiet bar. He carried three ducks, one in each hand and > one under his left arm. He placed them one beside the other upon the bar. He > had a few drinks and chatted with the ducks, and with the bartender. The > bartender was surprised, but experienced and had learned not to ask people > about animals they bring into the bar, so he didn't mention the ducks.. > > They chatted for about another 30 minutes before the man with the ducks had > to go to the restroom. He left the ducks there on the bar. The bartender > was alone with the ducks. There was an awkward silence as they all looked > at one another. > > The bartender decided to break the ice and try to make a little > conversation. "Say, what's your name?" he asked the first duck. > > "Huey," replied the first duck. > > "How's your day been, Huey?" > > "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day! What > else could a duck want?", said the duck. > > "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. Then he said to the second duck, > "Hi. And what's your name?" > > "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two. > > "So how's your day been, Dewey?", he asked. > > "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too! Been in and out of puddles all > day myself. If I had the chance another day I'd do the same again!", said > the duck in reply. > > So the bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?" > > "No," she said, "my name is Puddles. And don't even ask what kind of day I've had!"