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To: Sig who wrote (30124)	12/18/2003 10:15:11 AM
From: Jagfan	Respond to of 62549

The husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack. "Please dear, I need help." she said. The husband ran off saying "I'll go get some help." A little while later he returned, picked up his club and began to line up his shot on the green. His wife, on the ground, raised up her head and said, "I may be dying and you're putting?" "Don't worry, dear. I found a doctor on the second hole. He said he will come and help you." "The second hole??? When in the world is he coming???" "I told you not to worry," he said, practice stroking his putt...."Everyone's already agreed to let him play through."

To: Sig who wrote (30124)	12/20/2003 7:40:55 PM
From: The Philosopher	Respond to of 62549

Mozilla has a pop-up killer built in -- I never even realized they were trying to send me pop-ups. Never see a single one. OJ: Signs on Church Property "Free Trip to Heaven. Details Inside!" "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins." "God so loved the world that He did not send a committee." "Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!" "Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday." "Come work for the Lord. The work is hard; the hours are long; and the pay is low.....but the retirement benefits are out of this world." "It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin." "Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church." "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns." "Forbidden fruit creates many jams." When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message. "We are open on sundays, too!"