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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (30126)	12/18/2003 1:02:07 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Funny Quotes: "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." -- Herm Albright In any organization, there will always be one person who knows what's going on; This person must be fired. -- Unknown When I was a kid, we walked 10 miles to school every day, sometimes in the rain or snow. Man, did we feel stupid when we found out there was a bus. -- Unknown

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (30126)	12/22/2003 1:53:29 AM
From: Raymond Duray	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

A Democrat walks up to the Pearly Gates and meets St. Peter. He's surprised to see nothing but clocks behind the Gate and asks St. Peter "what they are there for?" St. Peter: "Oh, these clocks keep track of the lies that people tell when they're alive. For instance, here's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved. And here's Honest Abe Lincoln's. The minute hand has moved two minutes past noon." Democrat: "Well, can you point out President Bush's clock? St. Peter: "Oh, we keep that one in the office. We use it for a ceiling fan."