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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (30195)	12/27/2003 3:21:51 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

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