SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Jagfan who wrote (30199)12/29/2003 3:56:06 PM
From: Jagfan  Respond to of 62549
 
Three men die in a car accident Christmas eve.They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven.On entering they must present something Christmassy.
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a Christmas card, so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties.

Confused at this last gesture , St. Peter asks "how do these represent Christmas?"

He answered, "they're Carol's."



To: Jagfan who wrote (30199)12/29/2003 5:05:57 PM
From: Ken Adams  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62549
 
Just curious, how much jail time did that answer get you? ggg



To: Jagfan who wrote (30199)12/30/2003 12:20:46 AM
From: Kailash  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"