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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (30457)	1/27/2004 10:08:57 AM
From: Guardian	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

The NRA's most guarded secret(if only the founding fathers had had spell check? <g>): The Founding Fathers were sitting around a table in 1776, working on the Constitution. It had been a long day when Thomas Jefferson said, 'Whew! It's getting rather warm in here, isn't it?' Ben Franklin replied,'Shall I open the window?' 'No, that's alright. I'll just take off my jacket, and roll up my sleeves.' 'Hey, that's a good idea. Why don't we include that in the Constitution?' 'What? That we're allowed to take our jackets off and roll up our sleeves while we work?' 'Yeah, but that doesn't sound very smooth. How about 'Everyone shall have the right to bare arms?'