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To: SteveJerseyShore who wrote (30478)	1/29/2004 11:43:05 AM
From: SteveJerseyShore	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62559

For unlucky Philly Phans Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Philadelphia Eagles. Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado? A: To Veterans Stadium - they never get a touchdown there! Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring? A: a thief. Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team? A: Because then Philadelphia would want one. Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was stolen? A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we may never find out. Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

To: SteveJerseyShore who wrote (30478)	1/29/2004 8:07:08 PM
From: Doug Coughlan	Respond to of 62559

A lady went into a bar in San Antonio and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it were true what is said about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before." The woman replied, "Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."