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To: Ken Adams who wrote (30525)	2/3/2004 3:49:43 PM
From: zonkie	Respond to of 62562

One day, a duck went into a drugstore and said to the clerk "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk replied "no". So the duck left. The next day the duck returned to the drugstore and asked the clerk again, "Do you have any grapes?". The clerk, visibly annoyed, yet again replied, "no" and the duck left. The next day the duck returned yet again and once more asked the question. The clerk by this time was totally annoyed and blasted at the duck "If you come in this damned store one more time asking me for grapes I'm gonna nail your bloody webbed feet to the floor!". The duck replied "ok", and quietly left the store. The next day the duck came into the drugstore and said to the clerk "Do you have any nails?" The clerk replied "no". "Ok, do you have any grapes?"