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To: TigerPaw who wrote (30686)2/17/2004 3:21:38 PM
From: Barney  Respond to of 62558
 
Subject: Fw: Puns in definition

A good pun is its own reword.

Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery.

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Without geometry, life is pointless.

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.



To: TigerPaw who wrote (30686)2/18/2004 6:56:32 AM
From: Raymond Duray  Respond to of 62558
 
"Embarrassing moment today for Vice President Dick Cheney - as he went
through the White House metal detector this morning, security made him
empty his pockets and out fell Justice Antonin Scalia!"

--Jay Leno, Tonight Show monologue