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To: Barney who wrote (30710)	2/19/2004 4:34:05 PM
From: Knighty Tin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

OT-Barney, great gross-out story. I'm passing it on. The royalties should be pouring in soon. <G>

To: Barney who wrote (30710)	2/20/2004 2:23:33 AM
From: honjohn007	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

Subject: TEXAS SPIDERS A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then she stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be okay in California, Vermont and New York but we're not having any of that shit in Texas!"