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To: The Rabbit who wrote (30768)	2/25/2004 2:40:39 PM
From: WeisbrichA	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

OT 1)If this board is not moderated why do you put "OT" at the top. 2)The only drug I take is "LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE..) and most certainly after a disk or OS crash. This site is certainly a palliative in these contentious political times. Yes, I admit to being a medicinal user of this board. 3)Paxil sounds like it might be one of those California designer drugs? Do they still work for you? If not please suggest another. 4)How can YOU stand by and see a perfectly good joke get demeaned into a political diatribe. And how can someone who works for Blue have loose nickers, brudda? Aloha

To: The Rabbit who wrote (30768)	2/26/2004 8:34:34 AM
From: haqihana	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

rabbit, Hey butt face!! I haven't said a political word on this thread for over a month. I must have stuck in your craw. I didn't know I meant that much to you.

To: The Rabbit who wrote (30768)	2/27/2004 12:41:27 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts? A: Change. Q: How do you confuse a Liberal? A: You don't. They're born that way. Q: Why is it good to have a Democrat passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted. A Democrat died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Democrat? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!" Q: How do you keep a Democrat busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. Q: How do you keep a Liberal busy all day? A: Put him in a round room and tell him to wait in the corner. Q: What do you call a Democrat with an IQ of 130? A: A foursome