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To: Srexley who wrote (545349)2/25/2004 6:55:35 PM
From: Skywatcher  Respond to of 769667
 
WHAHAHAHAHA sure bud....
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To: Srexley who wrote (545349)2/25/2004 7:02:39 PM
From: Skywatcher  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769667
 
Breaking News
70% OF EXISTING MARRIAGES MAY ALREADY BE GAY
New Study Jolts White House

The Bush White House's plan to push for a constitutional amendment banning gay marriages suffered a surprising setback today as a new study revealed that well over seventy percent of existing marriages may already be gay.

The study, conducted by Dr. Charles Cranborn of the University of Minnesota, confirmed what many social
scientists have long suspected: that within the first five years of marriages, most men become, for all intents and
purposes, gay.

"Soon after marrying, most men stop hitting on women and start shopping for furniture," Dr. Cranborn said.
"Scientifically speaking, how gay is that?"

Within ten years of marriage, Dr. Cranborn added, a significant number of married men stop having sex with
women altogether.

"There's only one way to describe someone who does not have sex with women, does not hit on women, and spends his free time shopping for furniture,"Dr. Cranborn added."
That word, to be scientific about it,is gay."

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When news of the University of Minnesota study hit Washington, the White House immediately abandoned its
plans for a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage for fear of alienating the seventy percent of married
voters who are already in a gay marriage" whether they know it or not," to quote Dr. Cranborn.

Instead, the Administration will ask Congress for over 1.2 billion dollars in funds to promote gay divorces.

According to those familiar with the Bush proposal, gay couples who come forward and ask for a divorce will be
granted total amnesty, a dividend tax cut, and a major reconstruction project in Iraq.

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To: Srexley who wrote (545349)2/25/2004 7:41:36 PM
From: Orcastraiter  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769667
 
Activist judges and law breaking mayors made gay marriage an issue. That you can't (or won't) see that just shows your hatred of our President.

So Bush is going to react to every decision made by activist judges and law breaking mayors with a constitutional amendment?

Even John McCain says that a constitutional amendment is way beyond what is needed.

Law breaking Mayors need to be held accountable under the law.

Don't like a ruling by a judge? Appeal it!

The reason that Bush is talking about a constitutional amendment on the issue of gay marriage is that he is clearly pandering to the religious right of his party. It's all about politics.

Orca