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To: CharlieChina who wrote (30813)	3/1/2004 4:44:04 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

"Crime & Punishment" A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court." He smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not run a red light' five hundred times."

To: CharlieChina who wrote (30813)	3/2/2004 1:06:08 AM
From: lifeisgood	Respond to of 62552

EXPLOSION COMING stockcharts.com Now THAT is funny. From someone who predicted that the market would have it's most catastrophic year ever in 2003... You're a great contrarian indicator. You're in the right place. This is a joke thread... and that's what your predictions are. best... LIG

To: CharlieChina who wrote (30813)	3/2/2004 10:52:48 AM
From: SOROS	Respond to of 62552

Man, you must be way leveraged over your head to be spamming on the LAUGHTER thread. Just remember, when the BOJ's and Greenspan's money printing scheme begins to unravel, sell quickly. I remain, SOROS P. S. It is a joke thread, so . . . What do you get when you cross a godfather with a Federal Reserve chairman? Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand.